super clean

I just took a 40 minute shower. It was fantastic. I highly recommend it.

I'm pruney.

That's all.

Also

I'm having a terrible time getting myself to sleep these days. So tired but mind won't stop. Worrying. Worrying. Trying to see things in different lights. Looking at them again all over in the same light. Contented, but with what feels like a fragile balance.

That was cryptic sounding, right?

Just need. to. relax.

Ignorance is bliss

I wonder how close I've ever come to swallowing a spider. Really. It'd most likely be in my sleep. Then again, maybe not. I can try to be cool about this but the truth is that if I had a radar that would somehow alert me as to where all spiders are in my proximity at any given time, I'd probably lose my brains. You'd need to medicate me and put me somewhere sterile and safe for a while. And who knows what my re-entry to the real world would be like. Probably pretty shakey I'd imagine. Because now I'd know the truth.

So yeah, if you have a device like that just don't ever let me know.

I'd bet there's a spider under my bed right now. Because its cold out. Spidies ain't stoopid.

Well you learn something new every day!

Only one of these is delicious.

Light

CFL bulbs are getting better. I think. That or I'm getting used to them. They seem softer and warmer.

Either way, it's not a bad thing. I feel good about using them. There was a time they made my skin crawl.

Oh God  wait, I hope it's that they're getting better. I never want fluorescent light to seem normal.

Technology

This post is just to show Whisper how you can upload pictures of food to blogger from your phone. This macaroon looks like a tiny hamburger. Though it does not taste like one. Personally, I think macaroons are gross. Even when tiny.

Good morning 2013

I woke up to explosive dog diarrhea on the stairs. Great start! 💩🎉

Can only go up from here, right?