HOly crap! My surprise birthday present is a HELICOPTER RIDE!!!!!! We have to reschedule it for tomorrow because it's raining today, and apparently helicopter rides aren't very fun in the rain. I can't believe this. This is totally on my list of "things I want to do before I die." I have the most amazing boyfriend ever. He's even afraid of flying and he's going to do this for me.

!!!! This will probably be wayyy better than mowing a lawn.


We're watching Master P take us through a tour of his house on MTV Cribs right now. He just described his giant aquarium as eloquent.

In a minute we're going to pick up some friends and go see the Unicorns and Dragons at the Field Museum. Why did I just capitalize Unicorns and Dragons?